We'll call this "the deer in headlights pose".

Swanky: "Uhhhh, is it me or do we (okay, fine really, me!?) look so “schhhwasted”??
EMW: "Oh lawd. Where is my arm dangling from - it's hanging out in the middle of nowhere... what was that...trial photograph #8...?"

Hey... at least we color-coordinate and that was unplanned.

AND I'm wearing Erin McDermott Jewelry. Duh.