Oh, mom.

I just got this email from my mother. No joke, word-for-word.

To: Swanky
From: Mom
Subject: Are you going to run the Augusta half-marathon?

When is Mothers Day?
When do I need to be in Charlotte next week?
Don't get your iphone without talking to me first.
Love you.
Sent your tv link to some friends.

She's a lovely lady, ya'll. *wink She's just like her daughter, busy, so she just gets it all out in one quick dash.