I'm in a relationship ... with Mario Badescu.

Stress = blemishes. (Zits, people ... ugh.) You could play connect the dots or find the constellation (there's the little dipper!) with the spots of Mario Badescu Drying Lotion that has been all over my face the past few nights when I climb into bed. I mean, if you really think about it, I've been using so much of this magic blemish medicine as of late that I might as well be certifiably "in a relationship" with Mario. 100 percent.