Seriously swanky ... from the South.
Swank-y: (adj) imposingly fashionable and elegant.
Peach: (noun) why, a (Georgia) Peach of course!
Quick! We need to hide these.
Please, Old Navy, do not let my mother see these Sherpa-Lined Dog Booties. She will buy them. And she will put them on her 6-lb. Yorkshire Terrier, Cocoa. And it will be cute, yet embarassing, very embarassing.