Dear Yurm...

(As in, David Yurman.)

Please do not send me emails of this sort. Because then I must click on Women's, and then on New Arrivals, and then there is this gorgeous black and white photo of a beautiful model with A.maz.ing jewelry on... and then I scroll down and something (Moonlight Ice Albion Ring) catches my eye and then I have to sigh.

All of this while I'm trying to get some work done.

Hmph.