I'm just sayin'

It's not comfortable to feel or to wear.

I just wasn't born with that philanthropic gene.

This is super cool-dude, you are like Yoda. You know all.

I'm from Oklahoma! We wear our own.

Um, can we please focus on exactly HOW close together that guy's eyes
are? Its almost as if he was born with a syndrome.

Dude. I don't know. We all get blinded by t-shirts with no sleeves at some point.

Maybe you should incorporate a seperate column for clothing and shoes?

Speaking of support, I have mixed feelings about this new bra.

Um, still the hairdryer. Do you want me to come over and look?

Certainly, ma'am. We can't have you spinning in heels.