Happy (put some freaking clothes on!) Halloween

Why is it that Halloween seems to be an invitation for gals everywhere to dress as scantily and slutty as possible? While enjoying the fabulous and fun downtown area of Orlando (you do detect my sarcasm, right?) with friends on Halloween, my friend Zach and I decided we would start keeping a tally of all those “sexy” costumes that passed us by. Needless to say, we ran out of fingers, toes, arms and legs … ew. Ladies, seriously. (Although, I saw a few scantily clad men who didn't look half bad ... ;)

And for the record, since I always R.S.V.P. "NO" to above-mentioned invite (and because it would make Tara really happy since she loves the nickname) I officially became “Chardonnay Barbie” for Halloween (not as in "consumed" any, as in "dressed up as") … and it was actually kind-of funny - although I had quite a bit of makeup on! (And, to be brutally honest, right now, I'm grasping for laughs like a drowning person gasping for air.)




Tara ... she was a dead prom date ... scary, huh?




Our friends Matt & Jackie were X-men (I haven't seen the movie, don't know which ones) ...





And our funny friends, Brent, Jodi & Zach, were none other than Le Tour de Franzia ... (they def. win best dressed!)





Happy Halloween, I guess?