Earlier I ate three Reduced Fat Oreo cookies to cope with Genevieve being out of town. Yes, it seems as though I'm eating my emotions.

And then this convo took place:
Genevieve to Swanky: "I'm proud they were at least reduced fat oreos."
Swanky to Genevieve: "Just trying to keep this swimsuit-ready waistline."

One hour later ....
Swanky to Genevieve: "I just ate two more oreos. Your absence is not boding well for my waistline or calorie intake."
Genevieve to Swanky: "Walk away from the cookies. Walk away, Melissa."


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