I present to you: Mr. and Mrs. Flesh-Colored-Facial-Hair....
Yep. That's right. And it is official.
Flesh-Colored-Facial-Hair and Heidi-Hi-I'm-An-Idiot....GOT MARRIED?!?!
Really? REALLY??? Oh, yes. Really.
And at the One & Only Palmilla in Cabo. (Not where I stayed during my lovely visit, I was at the Marquis, but the One & Only is suhweet digs.) Apparently they eloped without telling either of their families.
Please, dear Lord, DO NOT let them procreate. I for one, do not want to have a daughter one day, raise her right, and find out she's fallen in love with a boy that was raised by Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.
Gawd bless America.