I'm just sayin' ...

"Jesus take the wheel, I just found my aunt on facebook."

"Is it appropriate for a guy to wear a big Chanel bangle?" -TRZP

"I almost responded to your email and said 'who is deets' ... but then I got it."

"I'm kind-of like a nomad ... but without the sheep and tall cane. Wait, then I would be a shephard... ahh, you know what I meant."

"That's like a demented comment, but, thanks." -TRZP

"Is that your line?"
"Next time, let's try harder... and turn your hat around and get some new shoes."


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