I'm just sayin' ...
"Jesus take the wheel, I just found my aunt on facebook."
"Is it appropriate for a guy to wear a big Chanel bangle?" -TRZP
"I almost responded to your email and said 'who is deets' ... but then I got it."
"I'm kind-of like a nomad ... but without the sheep and tall cane. Wait, then I would be a shephard... ahh, you know what I meant."
"That's like a demented comment, but, thanks." -TRZP
"Is that your line?"
"Next time, let's try harder... and turn your hat around and get some new shoes."