I don't hate The Hills, but I HATE Spencer

Yep. I finally watched the season premier last night (thank goodness for DVR!!) and all I have to say is...

Spencer (Mr. Flesh-Colored-Facial-Hair) You are the King D-Bag of them all. (Honestly, you make some of my past boy toys look like gems) If Heidi is dumb enough to still be with you, the LAST thing she deserves is a BIRKIN bag! (Ladies, did we notice how she strategically places it directly in front of her when she sits down at the table in the office?!)

For the love of Dolly!